When asking about Halloween costumes: Student: "You should dress as the best teacher and then you wouldn't have to dress up because you already are the best teacher."
Halloween day: Student: "Why are you dressed like that? You already are that everyday!" Me: "What am I everyday?" Student: "A princess."
Student: "Video games are a boys best friend." Other student: "No. God is my best friend."
Student: "Why you being so cra-cra?"
Student: "Miss Baker, do you wear granny panties? Because my mom does!"
Student: "She eats grass! Other student: "So, my mom raised me on a cow. It's the same thing!"
Student: "I'm gonna buy a Dr. Pepper." Me: "You don't have to do that. Save your money." Student: "Why else would I ask my dad for 2 extra dollars?!"
Student: "I've never had a girlfriend. I mean I haven't even found my perfect woman yet so why would I date just because!?"
Student: "Did you know my grandpa is having a bull sale on Friday?" Me: "No I did not." (silence, silence, silence) Me: "And?" Student: "Nothing. I just wanted you to know."
Student: "You know why I had a 100% in math? It's because I had chicken for dinner last night."
Me: "You can warm up your garlic bread." Student: "It's not garlic bread. It's garlic CHEESE bread."
Student: "You will have to keep up updated so I hope to see you at Wal-Mart this weekend so you can tell us!" Me: "I will be going to Wal-Mart this weekend." Student: (fist pump in the air) Yes! I'm so telling my mom we have to go to Wal-Mart so I can see you!"
Student: "He always gets everything because he has two moms. It's not fair."
Leave me a comment about your favorite quote. Or if you are a fellow teacher, what is the funniest thing you have heard from students?
Laughter keeps the world moving. <3